Rubenesque In Berlin

We have arrived at our Airbnb in Berlin. The place is wonderful. It has one small caveat that im not sure how to approach.

Realizing, that in Europe people are less inhibited than back home, which I love and admire, how do I handle this bathroom dilemma?  Do I allow the viewers the pleasure of setting their eyes on my Rubenesque body? “The Goddess of Rotunda Showering”.  What to do with the toilet situation? Cover my face? I’ve always wanted to moon someone. This might be my only chance. Decisions decisions what should I do, oh well tomorrow is another day.